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{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}

{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig with three eyes?","punchline":"Piiig","id":213}

{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a hankie dance?","punchline":"Put a little boogie in it.","id":127}

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