Perch. In ancient times

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Osao Chosei Funahara is a musician and film director and producer. Born in Hyōgo Prefecture of Japan, Chosei Funahara was educated in both the United States and Japan. He received his Bachelor of Fine Arts at the Nihon University College of Art's Cinema Department in Tokyo. While pursuing New York University's NYU Graduate School of Arts and Science, he performed as bassist and founding member of the cult punk rock group the Plasmatics.

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Trachelizini is a tribe of weevils now placed in the subfamily Brentinae; the following subtribes are recognised:

  1. Acratina Alonso-Zarazaga, Lyal, Bartolozzi & Sforzi, 1999
    2. \n
  2. Atopobrentina Damoiseau, 1965
    3. \n
  3. Hephebocerina Lacordaire, 1866
    4. \n
  4. Ithystenina Lacordaire, 1865
    5. \n
  5. Microtrachelizina Zimmerman, 1994
    6. \n
  6. Pseudoceocephalina Kleine, 1922
    7. \n
  7. Rhyticephalina Kleine, 1922
    8. \n
  8. Trachelizina Lacordaire, 1865
    9. \n
  9. Tychaeina Schoenfeldt, 1908
    10. \n
  10. Unplaced genera:\n
    1. Howeius Mantilleri, 2011
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    2. Odontelytron Sforzi & Mantilleri, 2007
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