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{"type":"standard","title":"Cabinet of Mariano Melgarejo","displaytitle":"Cabinet of Mariano Melgarejo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q109973364","titles":{"canonical":"Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo","normalized":"Cabinet of Mariano Melgarejo","display":"Cabinet of Mariano Melgarejo"},"pageid":69373339,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/15_-_Mariano_Melgarejo_%28CROPPED%29.png/330px-15_-_Mariano_Melgarejo_%28CROPPED%29.png","width":320,"height":456},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/15_-_Mariano_Melgarejo_%28CROPPED%29.png","width":3270,"height":4662},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1241020469","tid":"074ab7d0-5da8-11ef-8aa9-bc6c68f8b153","timestamp":"2024-08-18T21:22:53Z","description":"Bolivian presidential administration and ministerial cabinet from 1864 to 1871","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cabinet_of_Mariano_Melgarejo"}},"extract":"The Melgarejo Cabinet constituted the 30th cabinet of the Republic of Bolivia. It was formed on 19 June 1867 after Mariano Melgarejo was installed as the 15th president of Bolivia following the coup d'état, succeeding the Achá Cabinet. It was dissolved on 15 January 1871 upon Melgarejo's overthrow in another coup d'état and was succeeded by the Cabinet of Agustín Morales.","extract_html":"
The Melgarejo Cabinet constituted the 30th cabinet of the Republic of Bolivia. It was formed on 19 June 1867 after Mariano Melgarejo was installed as the 15th president of Bolivia following the coup d'état, succeeding the Achá Cabinet. It was dissolved on 15 January 1871 upon Melgarejo's overthrow in another coup d'état and was succeeded by the Cabinet of Agustín Morales.
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